Posted September 18, 2014 @ 20:48 VIA - SOURCE

I’m being forced to listen to the Auburn game on the way to Orlando

Help me

Posted September 18, 2014 @ 18:40

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

Posted September 18, 2014 @ 17:36 VIA - SOURCE

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

image

Posted September 18, 2014 @ 14:24 VIA - SOURCE

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

Posted September 18, 2014 @ 11:12 VIA - SOURCE

I just want to update my phone and apps, but there is no way I can delete 4.6 GB off my phone.

Posted September 17, 2014 @ 21:54
Posted September 17, 2014 @ 20:48 VIA - SOURCE
warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

Posted September 17, 2014 @ 17:36 VIA - SOURCE
mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

Posted September 17, 2014 @ 14:24 VIA - SOURCE
Posted September 17, 2014 @ 11:12 VIA - SOURCE

cosimadreads:

bridge to terabithia more like bridge to tearing my fucking soul out.

Posted September 16, 2014 @ 20:48 VIA - SOURCE

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Posted September 16, 2014 @ 17:36 VIA - SOURCE
Posted September 16, 2014 @ 14:24 VIA - SOURCE
Posted September 16, 2014 @ 11:12 VIA - SOURCE

nickgoesgaga:

yes.

Posted September 15, 2014 @ 20:48 VIA - SOURCE