I’m being forced to listen to the Auburn game on the way to Orlando
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
I just want to update my phone and apps, but there is no way I can delete 4.6 GB off my phone.
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
bridge to terabithia more like bridge to tearing my fucking soul out.
1. Pour out how much you think you need.